Godhitgid is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, fussy dove.

Godhitgid created an up quark nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Godhitgid, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Godhitgid, he will send you a sign.

Godhitgid's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Godhitgid's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Godhitgid.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Always make sure there are no tapirs in a room before entering it.

4. Do not wear silicon on your body.

5. Feed all hungry horses.