Mitquamzan is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, witty crow.

Mitquamzan created the Whirlpool Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Mitquamzan, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Mitquamzan, it will think nothing of it.

Mitquamzan's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Mitquamzan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Erect seven tin sculptures of Mitquamzan on top of important buildings.

4. Never talk about hamsters.

5. Do not trade with those who eat limes.