Tarpdidgar is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, proud fox.

Tarpdidgar created a charm quark two years ago.

If you believe in Tarpdidgar, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Tarpdidgar, it will not care.

Tarpdidgar's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Tarpdidgar's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Tarpdidgar.

2. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Never eat beans.

4. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

5. Always treat aardvarks with great respect.