Tanhivraw is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, quiet elephant.

Tanhivraw created water four billion years ago.

If you believe in Tanhivraw, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Tanhivraw, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Tanhivraw's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Tanhivraw's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Do not wear silver on your body.

3. Never think about asteroids.

4. Do not speak about beans.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.