Nuttrakven is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, blissful wolf.

Nuttrakven created the Small Magellanic Cloud three million years ago.

If you believe in Nuttrakven, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Nuttrakven, he will remove you from existence.

Nuttrakven's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Nuttrakven's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

4. Do not hurt tortoises.

5. Never hurt whales.