Woncidmut is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, unselfish gnu.

Woncidmut created humanity six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Woncidmut, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Woncidmut, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Woncidmut's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Woncidmut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Hide if nine turtles approach from the east.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Erect a large tin sculpture of Woncidmut on top of all buildings.