Babpaghunlak is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, generous rat.

Babpaghunlak created the Virgo Supercluster eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Babpaghunlak, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Babpaghunlak, he will ignore you.

Babpaghunlak's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Babpaghunlak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Never talk about hamsters.

3. Always treat bats with great respect.

4. Never wear stockings.

5. Always help sick shrews.