Ruttvadcet is a god.

He takes the form of a small, prudent beaver.

Ruttvadcet created the Black Eye Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ruttvadcet, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Ruttvadcet, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Ruttvadcet's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Ruttvadcet's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat turnips.

2. Never hurt dogs.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Never wear ear rings.

5. Never look in ponds.