Rullvilten is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, ruthless hedgehog.

Rullvilten created the solar system five billion years ago.

If you believe in Rullvilten, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Rullvilten, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Rullvilten's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Rullvilten's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if five frogs approach from the west.

2. Rullvilten must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Pray towards the north.