Jamlapcedfub is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, tranquil elephant.

Jamlapcedfub created the Virgo Supercluster three billion years ago.

If you believe in Jamlapcedfub, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Jamlapcedfub, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Jamlapcedfub's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Jamlapcedfub's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the north.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Worship no other gods but Jamlapcedfub.

4. Always help capybaras in need.

5. Feed all hungry mites.