Getmapmat is a god.

It takes the form of a large, duplicitous narwhal.

Getmapmat created gold four billion years ago.

If you believe in Getmapmat, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Getmapmat, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Getmapmat's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Getmapmat's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into red rooms.

2. Hide if five pigs approach from the east.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Getmapmat loves badgers, so they must be respected.

5. Pray towards the north.