Nibtadbin is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, dishonourable weasel.

Nibtadbin created the Sun eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nibtadbin, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Nibtadbin, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Nibtadbin's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Nibtadbin's Holy Commandments

1. Put Nibtadbin first in all things.

2. Always help nematodes in need.

3. Never skip near shrews.

4. Always make sure there are no horses in a room before entering it.

5. Ants are not to be trusted.