Madortpig is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, effective duck.

Madortpig created life three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Madortpig, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Madortpig, she will strike you with lightening.

Madortpig's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Madortpig's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Always make sure there are no grasshopers in a room before entering it.

4. Never paint your hands violet.

5. Retreat if seven nematodes approach from the north.