Milfagdav is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, charitable walrus.

Milfagdav created the Sunflower Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Milfagdav, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Milfagdav, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Milfagdav's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Milfagdav's Holy Commandments

1. Milfagdav loves nematodes, so they must be respected.

2. You must love Milfagdav.

3. Foxes are not to be trusted.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.