Wanlabneg Rotfutkan Kendissgar is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, omniscient dog.

Wanlabneg Rotfutkan Kendissgar created carbon six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wanlabneg Rotfutkan Kendissgar, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Wanlabneg Rotfutkan Kendissgar, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Wanlabneg Rotfutkan Kendissgar's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Wanlabneg Rotfutkan Kendissgar's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Never look at stars.

3. Moths are not to be trusted.

4. Do not drink water in red rooms.

5. Always obey Wanlabneg Rotfutkan Kendissgar's priests.