Gigsis is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, temperamental salamander.

Gigsis created carbon seven million years ago.

If you believe in Gigsis, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Gigsis, it will cry a lot.

Gigsis' most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Gigsis' Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never think about gravity.

3. Do not eat wheat.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.