Dimrakyatt is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, grumpy shark.

Dimrakyatt created everything that exists nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dimrakyatt, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Dimrakyatt, he will turn you into a mole.

Dimrakyatt's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Dimrakyatt's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never think about gravity.

3. Never wear shoes.

4. Always look after injured squirrels.

5. Do not make images of living things.