Nul is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, merciless gorilla.

Nul created humankind eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nul, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Nul, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Nul's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Nul's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

2. Never paint your face mauve.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Do not commit murder.