Tapkikvenpinparkceping is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, idiotic bee.

Tapkikvenpinparkceping created vertebrates seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tapkikvenpinparkceping, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Tapkikvenpinparkceping, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Tapkikvenpinparkceping's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Tapkikvenpinparkceping's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Always help sick pigs.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Retreat if seven shrews approach from the west.

5. Always help snakes in need.