Spagzakyat is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, wise lobster.

Spagzakyat created the Small Magellanic Cloud three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Spagzakyat, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Spagzakyat, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Spagzakyat's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Spagzakyat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Always treat voles with great respect.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.