Mobmapdub Rullhanxin is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, impressive naga.

Mobmapdub Rullhanxin created the world three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mobmapdub Rullhanxin, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Mobmapdub Rullhanxin, he will turn you into a frog.

Mobmapdub Rullhanxin's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Mobmapdub Rullhanxin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Do not sit in public.

5. Run away from magenta aardvarks, for they are unholy.