Bemyaknart is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, competent wasp.

Bemyaknart created the Sol system three billion years ago.

If you believe in Bemyaknart, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Bemyaknart, he will turn you into a dog.

Bemyaknart's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Bemyaknart's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Pray towards the north.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Bemyaknart.

4. Bemyaknart must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Bemyaknart loves moths, so they must be honoured.