Arflansab is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, intelligent clam.

Arflansab created tapeworms two billion years ago.

If you believe in Arflansab, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Arflansab, she will come to you in dreams.

Arflansab's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Arflansab's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about moons.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Do not shave your feet.

4. Do not kill goats.

5. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Arflansab on top of all buildings.