Zengempod is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, self-assured clam.

Zengempod created energy two years ago.

If you believe in Zengempod, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Zengempod, she will turn you into a tree.

Zengempod's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Zengempod's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Worship no other gods but Zengempod.

5. Always look after injured frogs.