Carfidran is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, benevolent duck.

Carfidran created time and space two billion years ago.

If you believe in Carfidran, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Carfidran, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Carfidran's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Carfidran's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never think about asteroids.

3. Never wear magenta scarves.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Never paint your legs fawn.