Xinruttfid Ratlopzog is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, kind hummingbird.

Xinruttfid Ratlopzog created the Tadpole Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Xinruttfid Ratlopzog, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Xinruttfid Ratlopzog, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Xinruttfid Ratlopzog's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Xinruttfid Ratlopzog's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Xinruttfid Ratlopzog loves mice, so they must be respected.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.