Zodnilgar is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, merciless scorpion.

Zodnilgar created the planet Jupiter two billion years ago.

If you believe in Zodnilgar, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Zodnilgar, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Zodnilgar's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Zodnilgar's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Zodnilgar must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Do not hurt hamsters.

4. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Zodnilgar on top of all buildings.

5. You must love Zodnilgar.