Armdusslik Fetpannib Larpwabstik is a god.

She takes the form of a large, effective octopus.

Armdusslik Fetpannib Larpwabstik created an electron nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Armdusslik Fetpannib Larpwabstik, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Armdusslik Fetpannib Larpwabstik, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Armdusslik Fetpannib Larpwabstik's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Armdusslik Fetpannib Larpwabstik's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. You must love Armdusslik Fetpannib Larpwabstik.

3. Do not drink water in red rooms.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Do not wear titanium on your body.