Ladbusbat is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, effective otter.

Ladbusbat created Europe seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ladbusbat, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Ladbusbat, she will manifest in front of you.

Ladbusbat's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Ladbusbat's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Ladbusbat loves geese, so they must be respected.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Never think ill of sick horses.