Figsadbot is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, narcissistic lobster.

Figsadbot created the Tadpole Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Figsadbot, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Figsadbot, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Figsadbot's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Figsadbot's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Run away from turquoise mites, for they are unholy.

3. Pray towards the west.

4. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

5. Never think about gravity.