Bugpog is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, effective ferret.

Bugpog created Europe six billion years ago.

If you believe in Bugpog, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bugpog, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Bugpog's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Bugpog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear silicon on your body.

2. Always make sure there are no capybaras in a building before entering it.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Do not shave your chest.

5. Do not trade with those who eat strawberries.