Dodruttad is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, resourceful troll.

Dodruttad created the Sombrero Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dodruttad, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Dodruttad, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Dodruttad's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Dodruttad's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat beans.

2. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

3. Put Dodruttad first in all things.

4. Run away from white frogs, for they are unholy.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.