Sanbissbid is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, passionate wolf.

Sanbissbid created a bottom quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sanbissbid, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Sanbissbid, she will turn you into a worm.

Sanbissbid's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Sanbissbid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Do not wear gray clothing.