Hivgambet is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, humorless parrot.

Hivgambet created water nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Hivgambet, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Hivgambet, she will be mildly annoyed.

Hivgambet's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Hivgambet's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

3. Never mention goats.

4. Always look after injured snakes.

5. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.