Dotkammob is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, charitable squirrel.

Dotkammob created the cosmos twelve years ago.

If you believe in Dotkammob, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Dotkammob, she will turn you into a dog.

Dotkammob's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Dotkammob's Holy Commandments

1. Always help squirrels.

2. Never run in the presence of sharks.

3. Do not wear gray clothing.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never eat onions.