Arttargbell is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, smart wyvern.

Arttargbell created carbon eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Arttargbell, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Arttargbell, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Arttargbell's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Arttargbell's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Do not trade with those who eat peas.

4. Always look after injured horses.

5. Do not skip in public.