Dunsabing is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, compassionate mouse.

Dunsabing created dark energy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dunsabing, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Dunsabing, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Dunsabing's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Dunsabing's Holy Commandments

1. Gulls are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Feed all hungry cats.

3. Never sit in the presence of rats.

4. Never talk about snakes.

5. Never eat bark.