Fadjabgabciblan is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, capable mongoose.

Fadjabgabciblan created the Sunflower Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fadjabgabciblan, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Fadjabgabciblan, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Fadjabgabciblan's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Fadjabgabciblan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about apples.

2. Never wear white kilts.

3. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never skip near geese.