Tabpodlimquag is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, emotional wren.

Tabpodlimquag created Europe eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tabpodlimquag, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Tabpodlimquag, she will not care at all.

Tabpodlimquag's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Tabpodlimquag's Holy Commandments

1. Tabpodlimquag loves nematodes, so they must be honoured.

2. Put Tabpodlimquag first in all things.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.