Hastomlargwad is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, pitiless hedgehog.

Hastomlargwad created everything that exists five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hastomlargwad, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Hastomlargwad, it will manifest in front of you.

Hastomlargwad's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Hastomlargwad's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

3. Do not kill eagles.

4. Always treat rats with great respect.

5. Whales are unholy and should not be approached.