Tinsatfly Fomgovzan is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, annoying grasshopper.

Tinsatfly Fomgovzan created the Small Magellanic Cloud two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tinsatfly Fomgovzan, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Tinsatfly Fomgovzan, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Tinsatfly Fomgovzan's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Tinsatfly Fomgovzan's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Tinsatfly Fomgovzan's priests.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Always take life seriously.