Benrullxin is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, effective naga.

Benrullxin created dark matter seven million years ago.

If you believe in Benrullxin, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Benrullxin, it will turn you into a puffin.

Benrullxin's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Benrullxin's Holy Commandments

1. Erect nine iron sculptures of Benrullxin on top of important buildings.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Do not take Benrullxin's name in vain.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.