Tadsommob is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, astonishing cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Tadsommob created Mount Everest eight million years ago.

If you believe in Tadsommob, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Tadsommob, she will turn you into a tree.

Tadsommob's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Tadsommob's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Always wear indigo.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Tadsommob loves badgers, so they must be respected.