Nutthudgil is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, humorless dove.

Nutthudgil created everything that exists seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nutthudgil, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Nutthudgil, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Nutthudgil's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Nutthudgil's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Put Nutthudgil first in all things.

3. Never think ill of sick nematodes.

4. Pray towards the east.

5. Do not covet oxen.