Farngunlim is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, ill-tempered lizard.

Farngunlim created the planet Venus seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Farngunlim, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Farngunlim, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Farngunlim's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Farngunlim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about coconuts.

2. Never go into green rooms.

3. Always make sure there are no pigs in a room before entering it.

4. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

5. Always look after injured sheep.