Raprowzan is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, annoying dove.

Raprowzan created an atom six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Raprowzan, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Raprowzan, she will boil you in a big pot.

Raprowzan's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Raprowzan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill snakes.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Always wear yellow.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.