Hugnurttail is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, merciless dugong.

Hugnurttail created the Tadpole Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Hugnurttail, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Hugnurttail, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Hugnurttail's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Hugnurttail's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Never jump in the presence of shrews.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Pray towards the south.