Saggarwodbunfarncemquam is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, two-faced dolphin.

Saggarwodbunfarncemquam created a Higgs boson two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Saggarwodbunfarncemquam, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Saggarwodbunfarncemquam, she will be mildly annoyed.

Saggarwodbunfarncemquam's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Saggarwodbunfarncemquam's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Never sit in holy places.

3. Hide if five whales approach from the south.

4. Never wear yellow hats.

5. Always pray immersed in water.