Figlunflis Bumcussbug is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, confident spider.

Figlunflis Bumcussbug created matter three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Figlunflis Bumcussbug, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Figlunflis Bumcussbug, it will turn you into a mole.

Figlunflis Bumcussbug's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Figlunflis Bumcussbug's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Figlunflis Bumcussbug's priests.

2. Never hurt mites.

3. Pray towards the south.

4. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

5. Never bounce in holy places.