Yandibyat is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, merciless weasel.

Yandibyat created energy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Yandibyat, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Yandibyat, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Yandibyat's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Yandibyat's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the north.

2. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Never mention voles.

4. Never wear magenta shoes.

5. Never jump near great tits.